I’m going to be vague today. Somedays it’s just necessary. 

I own a pug. Her name is Daisy and she’s is very sweet. She’s cute, she’s fun, she’s a cuddle bug and shemakes me laugh everyday at the stupid stuff she does. However, Daisy gets territorial. But only at specific times. When our cat George goes near the food, Daisy will back off and let him have a nibble and wait patiently until he’s done. But when my neighbor’s pug, Libby, comes over to play it’s a different story. Daisy won’t let the poor thing near her bowl- not even the water- until she is plenty done herself. If Libby is over and Daisy finds a bone and you take it away- she’ll find Libby and attack her! 

This is all bad… but not even close to Daisy’s worse habit. If Daisy finds her way into my bedroom… she PEES on my clothes! It’s disgusting. She usually rings a cowbell when she needs to go out and we take her every time. But no matter what- she will without a doubt, pee on any clothing she finds on the floor. I know what you’re saying- pick up your clothes dummy!- BUT personally I believe I should be able to leave any damn thing I want on the floor without her peeing on it! 

All of this comes down to one thing. Territory. She’s trying to establish her territory and I’m trying to establish mine. If I put something on the floor- Daisy responds with, “No, bitch that’s MY floor.” 

And so goes life. Now if only I could smack life on the ass and put it in a crate for the night. Who’s the bitch now?