Now, I’m all for using the wonderful Internet for just about everything. I love finding new ways to do things that are faster and more efficient. One of my favorite things is Craigslist. Boyfriend and I bought our practically new washer and dryer for a great price from a grad student trying to get rid of her extra set. I have looked for apartments, roommates, grills, concert tickets, dogs, just about anything you can think of. It’s like a huge, easily navigated garage sale. But then of course there are ways to abuse the nice and friendly system… 

So a good friend of mine caught her now ex-fiance trolling for some “affection” via my beloved Craigslist and that was about the last straw in a slew of lies and bullshit, so she ended it. A few days later on my daily scour through the interesting articles on AOL, I come across this post. So in the best friend spirit, I immediately email it to my friend. I figure- if her ex-boyfriend can solicit a random hookup on Craigslist- then why can’t she use Craigslist to hire a hitman? I kid, I kid!! But seriously… a hitman!?!?!?!

These hitmen even offer guarantees- job accomplished in 10 days or less and won’t charge until job is done. Wow, how professional! 

(Don’t worry… after a short time of consideration, my friend did not hire a hitman. She did email the article to a-hole ex-fiance… just as a warning.)